
I've been perfecting this chili over the past 20 years. This is the culmination of many iterations and it's just about perfect. Like all chili, it's a very personal dish, so take this one and make it your own!
2 Teaspoons grapeseed oil
2 large onions, coarsely chopped
2 large bell peppers, coarsely chopped
2 large stalks celery, coarsely chopped
1 pound button mushrooms, sliced
2 cloves garlic, minced
A quantity of fresh chilies, chopped fine*
2 pounds ground beef
1 14oz can stewed tomatoes
1 14oz can chopped tomatoes
1/2 can (6oz) tomato paste
6 tablespoons chili powder
1 teaspoon cumin
2 teaspoons Mexican oregano
2 bay leaves
2 cinnamon sticks
1 tablespoon salt
2 shots tequila
1 16oz can red kidney beans, drained and washed
beer to cover (about 4oz)
In large pot add oil, onions, bell peppers, celery mushrooms, garlic and fresh chilies. Cook over medium heat until onions are translucent. Add 1 tablespoon hot chili powder; cook 1 minute. Add beef and cook over medium-high heat until brown. Stir frequently using a spatula or fork to break up any lumps. Add remaining ingredients. Bring to boil and lower to simmer for 2 1/2 hours, stirring every 30 minutes. Cover with beer. DO NOT COVER! Remove cinnamon stick and bay leaves; add kidney beans. Bring to boil and simmer for 30 minutes.
*My preference is 2 jalapeno chilies, 2 habanero chilies, 2 ancho chilies.
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